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By Zer0_Digits
06/23/2009 - 02:56:22

Type: Creature
Rating: 0.68 (Not rated)
Tags: 0, bear, disguise, doesanyonereallylookattags?, gurrmeister, mascot, meister, pajamas, savage carnivore, teddybear, zer0_digits, zer0didit

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The Meisters are a species of humanoid, pre-tribal creatures, well known, but not feared, amongst the creature kingdom. Early on in their evolutionary path, the Meisters perceived that other creatures were not viewing them as the fearsome creatures they knew themselves to be. Seeking to rectify this massive oversight, they decided to embark on what they considered to be a foolproof PR campaign, portraying themselves to the known universe as the fearsome, bloodthirsty predators they were. To this end, they created for themselves what they considered to be fearsome costumes (read: footed pajamas) and masks designed to emulate the most savage animal they could conceive of. Unfortunately for the Meisters, the bulk of their understanding of the animal kingdom at large was drawn from their many hours of watching daytime educational TV aimed at the Y7-and-younger demographic. From that point on, each Meister, as they take their place in the pack, will now create for themselves an intimidating costume crafted from cured Teddy Reduxpin pelts, which they "savagely" obtain from the Teddy Reduxpins' closets while they're sleeping.