Sporistics / UBD_Ring Master

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By Hydro_Glyph
05/31/2009 - 03:02:24

Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 0.64 (Not rated)
Tags: antipop, classic b-movie, crimson king, hunter s. thompson, hydro_glyph, killer karnival, killer klowns, outer space, pennywise, sporror, ubd, yes i write this stuff

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Redrum, redrum, fresh meat for everyone. Delicious corpse-candy and brains are a treat; cannibalize a corpse so yummy to eat. Bloody popcorn and candy coated entrails to savor, caramel covered eyeballs and flesh ripped taffy, oh what flavor! sweet chewy tendons and buckets of chum, tender tidbits of flesh on bone, yummy, yum, yum chocolate covered tongues, served fresh on a stick; plenty of severed head jawbreakers; it all starts with a lick, salted fingers and toes served piping hot, welcome to the freakshow we've reserved you a spot!
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Its audience participation night, partake in the gore; then drag out the bodies and make room for more. Its a killer karnival please enjoy the show, but dont bother leaving because we wont let you go; we'll stuff you in sacks and beat you with soap-on-a-rope; you wont know what hit you, you wont have time to cope. You might stop to watch the patrons flee, when the Killer Klowns attack them. But don't stare to long, at these goings on, or find your just another victim.????????????????????????????????????
Run for your life, but avoid the shadows, some Klowns might dwell within them, dont turn around, you may find a Klown, preparing to consume you, when Klowns attack, try not to look back; just make haste to the nearest exit, swallow your pride, leave friends and family behind, there's no help for them now, its hopeless. Save yourself from these Killer Klowns, before they run you down and eat you. Once they've indulged on fresh meat of the audience, they may be inclined enough not to keep you, it was a Killer Karnival, we've had some fun, but its time to take the show on the road, we've been careful where we've stacked the bodies, we don't want anyone to know. - Hydro_Glyph
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