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The ROFLwaffle
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By Caparison
09/27/2008 - 01:51:59

Type: Military water vehicle
Rating: 0.63 (Not rated)
Tags: rofl

Description

The infamous ROFLwaffle ranks high on the "Galaxy's Most Effective War Vehicles" list as, well, one of the galaxy's most effective war vehicles. Who'd have though, eh? This quaint and unassuming construct houses a deadly and notoriously effective weapons system known as the "E.D.W.L.", or, "Extremely Delicious Waffles Launcher". So delicious, in fact, are these waffles, that when launched at or near members of an opposing nation, they will willingly stuff themselves full of said breakfast foods, and then some! Most species will get extremely sick from stuffing themselves, pass out, or simply sit where they stand (Wait, what?); their bodies swollen and immobile from the immense amounts of consumed waffles. Though very few targets actually die, it's effectiveness in subduing foes is nearly unmatched.

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By Tian112
 

LOL

By Neropoo
 

Roflmaowtime

By drewlark
 

just so ya know theres an eggo waffle shortage rofl... ;)

By sleepingdragon80
 

ROFL @ description! Nice work!

By greendestructor
 

i meant try

By greendestructor
 

ROFL you should truy making a ROFL waffle copter

By teetertoter3
 

teh colorz and stuff so clevor

By teetertoter3
 

ROFLOL!

By Megatonberry
 

went up against these in my game, pain to kill with the huge health^^.

By Peppens
 

LOL

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