Sporistics
Forum Troll
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By FlickMontana
07/19/2008 - 15:38:17
Type: Creature
Rating: 0.05 (Not rated)
Tags: forum, geek, idiot, jerk, loser, nerd, spam, toll
Description
Forum Trolls are pasty and pale due to their inordinate amount of time spent indoors. They are covered in pus-filled warts from a severe lack of hygiene. Their bottoms are covered in dark red blisters from sitting at their computers all day. They have very small ears which inhibits their ability to listen to others. Alternatively, they have many arms and incredibly dexterous fingers which allow them to spam threads far more quickly than any normal human can. Responding to everything they have to say is so fantastically mind numbing that many a forum-goer has succumbed to madness.
Details
1480DNA points
Height
2.53
 |  |  |
| 99 Bones | 2 Feet | 6 Hands |
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +0Meanness
13 %
13 %
Cuteness
33.62 %
| Sociability 16 / 20 | Aggressiveness 7 / 20 | Abilities 4 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
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By Xahnith
Rofl nice description
By BewareOfUmbrella
I just realized something ironic. This creature has good social stats... rather ironic, wouldn't you say?
By BewareOfUmbrella
Impossible. Can't be a forum troll. Looks too awesome.
By Javeau
these guys are going exting on my planet, LOL; great job building him!
By rogueangel
I'm definitely hunting this!
By Sphore
A fine job! :D
By pschank2
hahaha fantastic concept
By mchmt55116
That is really funny +
By Doomnova
Awesome! Great description, really funny.
By Enkianderoos
ITS ME!!!! Cant wait for your sporecasts, I am signing up
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