Sporistics / Planet of Needin' / Analysis

By Trikitiger
03/28/2015 - 16:38:47

Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0.03 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Restore Paradise to its original beauty by rescuing the naked villagers from the serpents and getting them to the SporeMart Store.

Win message:
Congratulations! You're not the pervert we thought you were! Welcome to Paradise!

Lose message:
Looks like your stuck in Eternal Damnation! Shall we go have lunch with your mother?

ACT 1 : The Garden of Needin'
In no other universe would this seem like good advice, but maybe you should go talk to that giant naked guy.

ACT 2 : The Eyes Have It
If dancing is all you have to do to get that perverted predator to drop his exploding eye bombs, consider yourself lucky.

ACT 3 : The Eyes Have It
You've used your head to get this far, now use those eyes to destroy the snakes!

ACT 4 : No Shoes. No Shirt. No Shame.
Great Grandpa Smith! You've found the special apple! Now take it and lead these fools into the local SporeMart.

ACT 5 : Nude Return Policy
While everyone shops for clothes, find Godfrey, the SporeMart manager, and give him the apple. He prefers that over credit cards.

ACT 6 : On the Last Day He Partied!
Find Rudy and check out his new duds.