Sporistics
Twit Olympics / Analysis
By Scrawffler
01/25/2012 - 23:48:57
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.43 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Good afternoon and welcome to Sporington Park, where you will be competing in a race of skill and endurance against four other complete twits! (No offence.)
Good afternoon and welcome to Sporington Park, where you will be competing in a race of skill and endurance against four other complete twits! (No offence.)
Win message:
Maybe you aren't such a twit after all. Jolly good show!
Maybe you aren't such a twit after all. Jolly good show!
Lose message:
What a twit! (Still no offence.)
What a twit! (Still no offence.)
Acts
ACT 1 : Prepare yourself!
On your marks... get set...
On your marks... get set...
ACT 2 : Go!!
Can you walk in a straight line across the track?
Can you walk in a straight line across the track?
ACT 3 : Jump on!
Hop onto your sweet ride, or chase after it. Whichever suits you. Be sure to wake up the neighbour!
Hop onto your sweet ride, or chase after it. Whichever suits you. Be sure to wake up the neighbour!
ACT 4 : Yes, well.
Oh, Number 2 just ran himself over. Looks like you don't know how to control your car either. Save yourself!
Oh, Number 2 just ran himself over. Looks like you don't know how to control your car either. Save yourself!
ACT 5 : Go, go, go!
Do what you will with those hurdles, and destroy that valuable sculpture over there! KILL IIIIIIIT!!
Do what you will with those hurdles, and destroy that valuable sculpture over there! KILL IIIIIIIT!!
ACT 6 : Murdererer...er.
Continue on your killing spree with that second lackey by the puny lava pit. Careful; he looks like he might fight back.
Continue on your killing spree with that second lackey by the puny lava pit. Careful; he looks like he might fight back.
ACT 7 : Nifty!
For no logical reason whatsoever, killing the lackey caused a bridge to appear over the lava pit. In case walking around it was too difficult. Now, get to the finish line before Number 3!!
For no logical reason whatsoever, killing the lackey caused a bridge to appear over the lava pit. In case walking around it was too difficult. Now, get to the finish line before Number 3!!
ACT 8 : You win!
And not just because you're the only competitor still standing!
And not just because you're the only competitor still standing!
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