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Intro message:
You, Mon, and Moe (the only fat guys left) find a sign outside your door.
You, Mon, and Moe (the only fat guys left) find a sign outside your door.
Win message:
... And they all lived happily ever after. MOE MON ME!
... And they all lived happily ever after. MOE MON ME!
Lose message:
... And that's how the last nice fat guys died.
... And that's how the last nice fat guys died.
Acts
ACT 1 : What's this sign?
Read the odd sign.
Read the odd sign.
ACT 2 : Into Town
Cross the sea into town because you need to find info where the king lives.
Cross the sea into town because you need to find info where the king lives.
ACT 3 : To the castle
Word of mouth says that the king lives in a castle. Look for him.
Word of mouth says that the king lives in a castle. Look for him.
ACT 4 : Any other castles???
There wasn't a king in that castle. Try looking for another.
There wasn't a king in that castle. Try looking for another.
ACT 5 : This is the place
There are harsh guards out at the perimeter. Watch your step.
There are harsh guards out at the perimeter. Watch your step.
ACT 6 : He was the fat one all along!
Slay the king and his servants. HINT: Burgers are health, hot sauce is grenades.
Slay the king and his servants. HINT: Burgers are health, hot sauce is grenades.
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