Sporistics
Ultimate Adventure / Analysis
By Zaragorne
11/21/2010 - 19:56:22
Type: Quest adventure
Rating: 0.06 (Not rated)
Featuring...
Basic info
Avatar
Intro message:
Welcome to the shining city of Turdkey. Not the shining that you might think though. They have a dragon problem.
Welcome to the shining city of Turdkey. Not the shining that you might think though. They have a dragon problem.
Win message:
Did you understand all the jokes? I bet you didn't!
Did you understand all the jokes? I bet you didn't!
Lose message:
You lost? Remember, you only live twice.
You lost? Remember, you only live twice.
Acts
ACT 1 : Poop
Welcome to Turdkey! As you can see it is well, full of turds. Talk to the king!
Welcome to Turdkey! As you can see it is well, full of turds. Talk to the king!
ACT 2 : Captain Ur-Anus
Talk to the first Knight, Captain Ur-Anus.
Talk to the first Knight, Captain Ur-Anus.
ACT 3 : John Lemon
Give the Ur-Anus some chicken.
Give the Ur-Anus some chicken.
ACT 4 : Navy SEALS
You have arrived at the other side of the lake, which was not very far from the other one.
You have arrived at the other side of the lake, which was not very far from the other one.
ACT 5 : Poop-Eye the Pirate Man
Talk to the second knight, Poop-Eye after journeying back on the yellow submarine.
Talk to the second knight, Poop-Eye after journeying back on the yellow submarine.
ACT 6 : Sir Crapalot
You should talk to the third Knight.
You should talk to the third Knight.
ACT 7 : The Dragon
Confront the Dragon (of Doom)
Confront the Dragon (of Doom)
ACT 8 : To the King
Return to the king and tell him what happened.
Return to the king and tell him what happened.
Contact us at
