Sporistics
Sportuga! / Analysis
By TarsTarkas
08/07/2010 - 10:35:44
Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 0.2 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Avast there, me hearty! Welcome to Sportuga, where real men are pirates and sea monsters are the daily catch! Rumor has it that there's a sizeable treasure hidden somewhere in these waters...
Avast there, me hearty! Welcome to Sportuga, where real men are pirates and sea monsters are the daily catch! Rumor has it that there's a sizeable treasure hidden somewhere in these waters...
Win message:
Congratulations! You've won a fortune in gold and made fish-sticks out of the nastiest monster in the Caribbean!
Congratulations! You've won a fortune in gold and made fish-sticks out of the nastiest monster in the Caribbean!
Lose message:
Try, try again...Stankey Island calls your name!
Try, try again...Stankey Island calls your name!
Acts
ACT 1 : Sportuga!
You've landed in an old pirare port called Sportuga. Boy, could you use a frosty beverage! Find the local watering hole &<>"' have an iced latte like the bloodthirsty space-buccaneer you are!
You've landed in an old pirare port called Sportuga. Boy, could you use a frosty beverage! Find the local watering hole &<>"' have an iced latte like the bloodthirsty space-buccaneer you are!
ACT 2 : The Pirate Lord
No iced lattes in these parts, but plenty of treasure from the look of it! Follow the arrows, they'll lead you to the Pirate Lord. Pirate royalty tend to be dangerous, so be on your guard!
No iced lattes in these parts, but plenty of treasure from the look of it! Follow the arrows, they'll lead you to the Pirate Lord. Pirate royalty tend to be dangerous, so be on your guard!
ACT 3 : Whale Ride
Gee, that Pirate Lord was nice...Minnesota nice! Have fun riding this big, ill-tempered fish to Stankey Island. Make sure you enjoy the sights along the way!
Gee, that Pirate Lord was nice...Minnesota nice! Have fun riding this big, ill-tempered fish to Stankey Island. Make sure you enjoy the sights along the way!
ACT 4 : Stankey Island
Maybe the locals have some idea where the treasure is located. Find someone to ask for directions, but beware! Not everyone is pleased by your presence here...
Maybe the locals have some idea where the treasure is located. Find someone to ask for directions, but beware! Not everyone is pleased by your presence here...
ACT 5 : Gimpy's Camp
Gimpy Ben's lair? Oh, brother. You just got here &<>"' you're already sick of him. Oh, well, see if you can steal his little lizard doll or whatever.
Gimpy Ben's lair? Oh, brother. You just got here &<>"' you're already sick of him. Oh, well, see if you can steal his little lizard doll or whatever.
ACT 6 : Battle on the Beach
Make your way to the mermaid grotto beyond the beach...
Make your way to the mermaid grotto beyond the beach...
ACT 7 : Behind the Waterfall
The way is clear to the waterfall, and vast mountains of dubloons await! Say hello to the mermaids on the way. It's not every day you get to talk to mermaids, after all.
The way is clear to the waterfall, and vast mountains of dubloons await! Say hello to the mermaids on the way. It's not every day you get to talk to mermaids, after all.
ACT 8 : Pirates' Gold!
Wow, you haven't seen this much booty since your last Jenny Craig convention!
Wow, you haven't seen this much booty since your last Jenny Craig convention!
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