Sporistics
Basic info
Intro message:
You have landed on a barren planet full of places of not fun. How much are you getting payed for this?
You have landed on a barren planet full of places of not fun. How much are you getting payed for this?
Win message:
Okay. That's number 27 of things to do before you die: Kill a rabbit with a higly valued and highly explosive religous weapon. I guess we can mark that one off.
Okay. That's number 27 of things to do before you die: Kill a rabbit with a higly valued and highly explosive religous weapon. I guess we can mark that one off.
Lose message:
So what is it this time? Did The Beast eat you, or did you count to 5?
So what is it this time? Did The Beast eat you, or did you count to 5?
Acts
ACT 1 :
Okay, we see a cute little white bunny rabbit chasing an ancient age swordsman who's screaming bloody murder. Is that odd? Anyway, just talk to the knight.
Okay, we see a cute little white bunny rabbit chasing an ancient age swordsman who's screaming bloody murder. Is that odd? Anyway, just talk to the knight.
ACT 2 :
Now the cute, fuzzy, adorable man eating, murderous bunny is chasing you. Not good.
Now the cute, fuzzy, adorable man eating, murderous bunny is chasing you. Not good.
ACT 3 :
This is it! The Holy Hand Grenade is ready! Okay...1..2..5! *3, sir.* Oh, right.
This is it! The Holy Hand Grenade is ready! Okay...1..2..5! *3, sir.* Oh, right.
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