Sporistics
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Intro message:
This snow globe features threats from every angle!...Especially above.
This snow globe features threats from every angle!...Especially above.
Win message:
You accidentally murdered scores of sentient beings. But...you made a friend!
You accidentally murdered scores of sentient beings. But...you made a friend!
Lose message:
You died. Your body froze. Then a snow leopard ate you.
You died. Your body froze. Then a snow leopard ate you.
Acts
ACT 1 : Globe Trotting
Don't have a blackout in this whiteout!
Don't have a blackout in this whiteout!
ACT 2 : Corncob Pipes Cause Cancer
Watch for helpful items...and avoid the icy hand of death!
Watch for helpful items...and avoid the icy hand of death!
ACT 3 : Sweaty Yetis
Whup those beasts into yeti spaghetti!
Whup those beasts into yeti spaghetti!
ACT 4 : Last Resort
Kick some ski bums right in their ski bums!
Kick some ski bums right in their ski bums!
ACT 5 : Winner Takes It All
You're so close! Don't screw it up now!
You're so close! Don't screw it up now!
ACT 6 : Cannon Goes Boom
Onward and upward! Don't poopward your pantsward.
Onward and upward! Don't poopward your pantsward.
ACT 7 : Moment of Truth
Push the button!
Push the button!
ACT 8 : Stranded With a Royal Babe
Wow. Sucks to be this planet. Good job.
Wow. Sucks to be this planet. Good job.
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