Sporistics
Basic info
Intro message:
An intense space battle high above the clouds of an unidentified planet! Zing! Bang! Zap! Kablooie! Ow, my foot! Watch it with that thing!
An intense space battle high above the clouds of an unidentified planet! Zing! Bang! Zap! Kablooie! Ow, my foot! Watch it with that thing!
Win message:
Huzzah! A toolbox! How unrealistically convenient!
Huzzah! A toolbox! How unrealistically convenient!
Lose message:
Oh no, I've been killed! Yet somehow my inner monologue continues...
Oh no, I've been killed! Yet somehow my inner monologue continues...
Acts
ACT 1 : Botched Getaway
Blast! The enemy's EMP has disabled your navigation systems, sending you plummeting to the surface of this strange planet. On the plus side though, they probably think you're dead.
Blast! The enemy's EMP has disabled your navigation systems, sending you plummeting to the surface of this strange planet. On the plus side though, they probably think you're dead.
ACT 2 : The Search Begins
Better find the inhabitants soon. I'd rather not hold all my conversations with a volleyball. Do they even have volleyball here?
Better find the inhabitants soon. I'd rather not hold all my conversations with a volleyball. Do they even have volleyball here?
ACT 3 : Track and Field
Better go find whoever left this campsite.
Better go find whoever left this campsite.
ACT 4 : Spoooky...
They're a little skittish. Understandable for people living in the shadow of a scary monolith.
They're a little skittish. Understandable for people living in the shadow of a scary monolith.
ACT 5 : Did I do that?
Yes, yes I did. My bad.
Yes, yes I did. My bad.
ACT 6 : Deus ex Machina
I still need to get home, horrific tragedies aside.
I still need to get home, horrific tragedies aside.
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