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Captain's Highschool Ep5 / Analysis

By Platipenguin
09/12/2009 - 16:07:08

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.1 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Please ignore the lack of a ceiling, the school has been experiencing immense budget cuts. And please do the objectives in order, it's the only normalicy we can count on here.
Win message:
I can't believe that you let the most popular girl in school get away! But what I really don't get is that everyone was nice and helpful. It was kind of weird. Yeah, it won't happen again.
Lose message:
Looks like you're just not cut out for highschool. Maybe the McDonalds down the street will hire you.
Acts
ACT 1 :   Health
Well that little excursion from the main plot was fun, but you really should get to class. I wonder how they get rid of the tables so quickly?
ACT 2 :   ...
Wow. That was.....disturbing. Good thing Platipenguin had the good sense to censor it all, or he'd be screwed! oops.
ACT 3 :   The scheme
Seth probably has something in mind. You should talk to him about it. Seriously do it. Look, quit reading the text and listen to him already!!!
ACT 4 :   Operation: poor sucker
Hey, Amelia's over by the gym doors for no apparent reason! Go give her the gift.
ACT 5 :   Absolute failure
That went terribly. Maybe Penguino can help you, but probably not.
ACT 6 :   Operation: Love Boat
Head down into the pipeworks and serenade our new young lovers.
ACT 7 :   Crap!
The jock got angry at Amelia for not likeing meat! Help her!
ACT 8 :   Time to save your butt
You can't date Amelia. The chances of surviving are infintessimally small. You have to tell her the truth.
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