Sporistics
Captain's Highschool Ep5 / Analysis
By Platipenguin
09/12/2009 - 16:07:08
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.1 (Not rated)
Basic info
Intro message:
Please ignore the lack of a ceiling, the school has been experiencing immense budget cuts. And please do the objectives in order, it's the only normalicy we can count on here.
Please ignore the lack of a ceiling, the school has been experiencing immense budget cuts. And please do the objectives in order, it's the only normalicy we can count on here.
Win message:
I can't believe that you let the most popular girl in school get away! But what I really don't get is that everyone was nice and helpful. It was kind of weird. Yeah, it won't happen again.
I can't believe that you let the most popular girl in school get away! But what I really don't get is that everyone was nice and helpful. It was kind of weird. Yeah, it won't happen again.
Lose message:
Looks like you're just not cut out for highschool. Maybe the McDonalds down the street will hire you.
Looks like you're just not cut out for highschool. Maybe the McDonalds down the street will hire you.
Acts
ACT 1 : Health
Well that little excursion from the main plot was fun, but you really should get to class. I wonder how they get rid of the tables so quickly?
Well that little excursion from the main plot was fun, but you really should get to class. I wonder how they get rid of the tables so quickly?
ACT 2 : ...
Wow. That was.....disturbing. Good thing Platipenguin had the good sense to censor it all, or he'd be screwed! oops.
Wow. That was.....disturbing. Good thing Platipenguin had the good sense to censor it all, or he'd be screwed! oops.
ACT 3 : The scheme
Seth probably has something in mind. You should talk to him about it. Seriously do it. Look, quit reading the text and listen to him already!!!
Seth probably has something in mind. You should talk to him about it. Seriously do it. Look, quit reading the text and listen to him already!!!
ACT 4 : Operation: poor sucker
Hey, Amelia's over by the gym doors for no apparent reason! Go give her the gift.
Hey, Amelia's over by the gym doors for no apparent reason! Go give her the gift.
ACT 5 : Absolute failure
That went terribly. Maybe Penguino can help you, but probably not.
That went terribly. Maybe Penguino can help you, but probably not.
ACT 6 : Operation: Love Boat
Head down into the pipeworks and serenade our new young lovers.
Head down into the pipeworks and serenade our new young lovers.
ACT 7 : Crap!
The jock got angry at Amelia for not likeing meat! Help her!
The jock got angry at Amelia for not likeing meat! Help her!
ACT 8 : Time to save your butt
You can't date Amelia. The chances of surviving are infintessimally small. You have to tell her the truth.
You can't date Amelia. The chances of surviving are infintessimally small. You have to tell her the truth.
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