Sporistics
Are You Smarter than a Spoffit / Analysis
By disneyadventurer
08/30/2009 - 02:12:56
Type: Puzzle adventure
Rating: 0.35 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
(Don't let the whole 'beaming down' sequence fool you-) You have arrived at your destination by bus. The "'Are You Smarter than a Spoffit?"' show building lies straight ahead.
(Don't let the whole 'beaming down' sequence fool you-) You have arrived at your destination by bus. The "'Are You Smarter than a Spoffit?"' show building lies straight ahead.
Win message:
Amazing!- Well, not really... All you did was answer Spoffit-level questions... And then you had to kill the poor little critter... What a sore winner you must be! Good riddance!!
Amazing!- Well, not really... All you did was answer Spoffit-level questions... And then you had to kill the poor little critter... What a sore winner you must be! Good riddance!!
Lose message:
Mission accomplished! The Space Captain has been eliminated!...Wait- We killed the wrong guy?Oh... Well, in that case, would you like to try again!?
Mission accomplished! The Space Captain has been eliminated!...Wait- We killed the wrong guy?Oh... Well, in that case, would you like to try again!?
Acts
ACT 1 : Stage Fright
Well, this is it. For such a popular show, it sure looks small out here in the countryside... Take a deep breath and head inside. Remember- the whole galaxy is watching. No pressure!
Well, this is it. For such a popular show, it sure looks small out here in the countryside... Take a deep breath and head inside. Remember- the whole galaxy is watching. No pressure!
ACT 2 : Question #1
... Question #1...Sounds pretty self-explanatory to me...
... Question #1...Sounds pretty self-explanatory to me...
ACT 3 : Temple Trivia
The questions are still easy- get this one right or you're in for a 'smashing' surprise!
The questions are still easy- get this one right or you're in for a 'smashing' surprise!
ACT 4 : Spode Worship Time!
Oh, no! Just when you'd think you were free from the overwhelming power of Spode!
Oh, no! Just when you'd think you were free from the overwhelming power of Spode!
ACT 5 : Freezing Our Robotic Bottoms Off
Brrr.... It's chilly here! It's like we're in some sort of freezing body of liquid mass...
Brrr.... It's chilly here! It's like we're in some sort of freezing body of liquid mass...
ACT 6 : Choosing Wisely?
Choose the right answer... It will lead to the final question... Take all the time you need to think- though, every second you spend doing so will increase the risk of frostbite by 20%.
Choose the right answer... It will lead to the final question... Take all the time you need to think- though, every second you spend doing so will increase the risk of frostbite by 20%.
ACT 7 : The Final Fun-tier!
It looks like you're in the planet's orbit now...And it also looks like you have only 30 seconds of oxygen left in your lungs!
It looks like you're in the planet's orbit now...And it also looks like you have only 30 seconds of oxygen left in your lungs!
ACT 8 : We Have a Winner!
You win! Now speak to Alice and Robot and confront the loser!
You win! Now speak to Alice and Robot and confront the loser!
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