Sporistics / Beachball Brumble / Analysis

By kaploy9
07/01/2009 - 03:39:24

Type: Quest adventure
Rating: 0.13 (Not rated)

Intro message:
Time to get some sand up your... mouth. You've been sent to secure a beachball that has fallen into a minuscule-but-sporadic ballhog. But for any other info, you'll have to find out own.

Win message:
Ruining a kid's day at the beach, preventing punctures, confusing on-lookers; all in a day's work for a captain, huh?

Lose message:
Not only did you somehow let the tike get close enough to make a hole in the ball, you've also gained a large hole in your pride.

ACT 1 :
Well, your here now, so now what? Hey, there seems to be something written on that slab of rock...

ACT 2 :
Well, you read the note: Go get that ball! But maybe you want to explain yourself to that "'crazy guy"' before you take it.

ACT 3 :
Oh boy, now you've done it! Hurry up and get that ball on it's way!

ACT 4 :
No wonder they called you in, their staff are puny! But anyways, you should talk to him about a "'possible payment"'/

ACT 5 :
Monks? At a beach? Now why would there be monks at a beach?

ACT 6 :
As a description panel, I'm not even going to comment on this...