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How To Make Gravy
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By Zellex
03/13/2010 - 06:05:26

Type: House building
Rating: 2.13 (Good)
Tags: 39, australia, how to make gravy, paul kelly, prison, zellex

Description

Hello Dan, it's Joe here. I hope your keeping well. It's the 21st of December, now they're ringing the last bell. If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July. Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day... Pleeease don't let them cry for me. /I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland, and Stella's flying in from the coast. They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast. Who's gonna make the gravy, now? I bet it won't taste the same. Just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang./ And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly, tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time. And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning, when I'm standing in line... /I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own. Do you remember the last one? What was his name again? (Just a little too much cologne!) And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger! 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight!/ Oh praise to Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas! I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash. And later in the evening, I can just imagine, you'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back. And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her, just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back! I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it, plays up. Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact. You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me. I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat. Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me. You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy, I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.| Paul Kelly, How To Make Gravy. Please YouTube the song, it's well worth listening to. ;)

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By arialiner
 

I love this and the story you wrote about it. You are so creative and original.

By TheFrunj
 

Lol, forget the creation that description was great!

By chanigirl
 

What kinda gravy is this!?! This is good! Original too. Least what I've seen! You make very nice creations. Very good reefs. :) Thank you for the comments.

By DeathWolf6
 

Lolz. Great design. Good job. R+

By Puglin
 

Nice work, great song.

By Puglin
 

Aw man. I LOVE GRAVY!

By doloreg
 

really well made

By UltimateZob
 

heh... very well done. And nice description.

By mycatgetshigh
 

cool little jail scene!

By RolandRyan
 

THX for comment! hmm great ! R

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