“Gnaw on a slim Jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the gallons of salt turn your mouth into a desert, until the mangled hunk of flesh is JUST soft enough to be shoved down your GREASY PIRATE THROAT WITHOUT TEARING A HOLE!â€
By PezPezsun
“Gnaw on a slim Jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the gallons of salt turn your mouth into a desert, until the mangled hunk of flesh is JUST soft enough to be shoved down your GREASY PIRATE THROAT WITHOUT TEARING A HOLE!â€
By MonkeyDigs
I made this a week ago lmao