By Mavor
06/16/2017 - 02:19:33
Type: Creature
Rating: 0.1 (Not rated)
Description
Born the illegitimate kitten of Garfield, Bill the Cat was raised in Dubuque, Iowa, left for New York to become a film star and left his girlfriend, Sally, behind. Bill spent time as an unintelligible rock star who sang and played "electric tongue" with his heavy metal band Deathtöngue, later Billy and the Boingers. Bill was accused of treason for sending secrets to the Soviet Union with the unwitting assistance of his lover Jeane Kirkpatrick. Bill the Cat twice won the National Radical Meadow Party's nomination to run for President of the United States, in 1984 and 1988, despite being dead in the first instance, and despite having a vocabulary that mainly consisted of "Aack!"
1665DNA points
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| 64 Bones | 2 Feet | 0 Hands |
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +20 %
| Sociability 7 / 20 | Aggressiveness 3 / 20 | Abilities 0 / 15 |
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By Chimeratech
Finally found your avatar! *gives this little guy an R+*
By gtm00
Good!
By BlueBlaze260
Now all he needs is a good brush to fix that messy, messy bed-head. :)
By HFM_Kentaro
Oh, it's a lasagna! I had a lot of great times watching Garfield on TV! Your creations evoke memories, thank you!
By uglydollfan
What did Garfield do to make such a successful knockoff?
By Hilight
Excellent R+
By Syzling
I'm not sure which is more awesome: The facts it's Bill the Cat or the fact he scotches across the floor on his tush like in the comic ;) R+