Sporistics
Brian Cohen
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By Ai-Dan2
10/11/2014 - 19:06:45

Type: Captain
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
Tags: always, bright, he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy, life, life of brian, look, monty python, of, on, side, the

Description

Cheer up, Brian! You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best! Aaaaand!...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten.
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing!
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps!
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing!

Details

741
DNA points
Height
3.53
48 Bones0 Feet2 Hands
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +1
Meanness
3 %
Cuteness
31.67 %
Sociability
3 / 20
Aggressiveness
7 / 20
Abilities
3 / 15
3 / 53 / 50 / 5
0 / 50 / 53 / 5
0 / 54 / 50 / 5
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Comments

By RedRaptor25
 

I love Monty Python, my favorite one is the Holy Grail.

By puma7372
 

Brian's Mum: He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!

By Ai-Dan2
 

@puma: And how shall we f*ck the bible, o' Lord?

By puma7372
 

F*CK THE BIBLE!

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