Sporistics
Vlort
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By karakazoh
04/06/2014 - 01:01:18

Type: Creature
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
Tags: arms, creature, creepy, monster, omnivore

Description

A vlort walks into a bar to order a drink and says, "Put it on my bill."
The duck bartender says, "Hey, you don't have a bill! Get him!"
All of the ducks in the bar beat up the vlort.
Yeah, there aren't that many good vlort jokes.

Details

665
DNA points
Height
1.56
49 Bones1 Feet4 Hands
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +3
Meanness
8 %
Cuteness
15.01 %
Sociability
2 / 20
Aggressiveness
8 / 20
Abilities
2 / 15
1 / 54 / 50 / 5
1 / 51 / 50 / 5
0 / 53 / 52 / 5
0 / 50 / 5

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