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Sleazy Sally
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By STUPIDOO
05/02/2013 - 01:28:34
Type: Captain
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
Tags: ancient, chef, cluff, cluffs, creepy, hag, old, pervert, stupidoo
Description
Sleazy Sally is the "chef" at the Green Grass Retirement Community. She was hired in 1995 after the former chef, Kuquayru, made an appetizer that came to life and destroyed seven buildings, including administrator/supreme being Mrs. Crévou's throne. Her hair has been voted the 2nd Most Garish Atrocity in the Galaxy for the eleventh year running, with only Baia Yungo's "Peek-a-Boo Curls" wig being more ridiculous and perhaps more inappropriate as well.
Sally's weapon of choice is throwing the insects in her hair at enemies.
Details
1010DNA points
Height
3.65
 |  |  |
| 67 Bones | 4 Feet | 0 Hands |
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +4Meanness
12 %
12 %
Cuteness
43.12 %
| Sociability 11 / 20 | Aggressiveness 8 / 20 | Abilities 2 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
 3 / 5 |  1 / 5 |  2 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  4 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  3 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 0 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
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By Donald97
Haha, nice hair.