By Supermutant6112
11/23/2010 - 00:00:13
Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 3 (Good)
Tags: address, alchemist, bathe, cute, dance, gears, helmet, killer, machine, robot, star wars, yellow diharrea
Description
Don't be misled by it's cute, harmless apperance: It's a killer.If you see this android anywhere, do not:-Confront it-Play with it-Shake it's hand-Heed it's advice-Give it your address-Introduce it to your family-Bathe it-Dance-Offer it a place to spend the night-Date it-Feed it-Mistake it for a toilet-Mistake it for a trash can-Try to record a message for a jedi on it's H:_drive-Challenge it to wrestling-Put it in a zoo-Hit it with a rock-Give it a gun-Trust it with your wallet-Expect it to guide you to Egypt-Give it a massageThe easiest thing to do is shoot it, go to Wal-Mart, buy/steal cans of Spaghettio's, and hide in your basement. Report it to the government, as it's probably the beginning of an invasion.This is Supermutant6112, and I approve this message.
1014DNA points
 |  |  |
| 32 Bones | 2 Feet | 2 Hands |
Diet: Carnivore
Health: +10 %
27.55 %
| Sociability 7 / 20 | Aggressiveness 5 / 20 | Abilities 3 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
 1 / 5 |  2 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 2 / 5 |  2 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  1 / 5 |  3 / 5 |
 0 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
By Christian_CAO
I like its antennae/ radar satellite thingy :P