By ghostofillusion
 

i must get the high score on sinistar. my life depends on it.

By Slartibartfast38
 

I see my high score on Asteroids is still #1.

By mycatgetshigh
 

yeah, i think someone urinated behind one of the machines. can i get a mop and some carpet fresh by the Mortal Kombat please.

By DareWrek
 

Yeah I wanna talk to a manager, the machine didn't give me any tickets! This is an outrage.