Sporistics
Human
Not rated
 

By kekenkenka
01/13/2010 - 20:00:35

Type: Colonial creature
Rating: -1 (Not rated)
Tags: darwin, evolution, japes, kekenkenka, line

Description

Harmless.
Red shirt for the win! : P

Details

345
DNA points
Height
2.19
53 Bones2 Feet2 Hands
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +1
Meanness
0 %
Cuteness
34.95 %
Sociability
6 / 20
Aggressiveness
5 / 20
Abilities
0 / 15
2 / 52 / 50 / 5
1 / 51 / 50 / 5
0 / 52 / 50 / 5
3 / 50 / 5
Comments

By Voltgarb
 

They just updated the Guide. Humans are now considered "Mostly Harmless."

By SooperWalrus
 

Jim: Damn it! Later on, they go down to the planet, and Captain Kirk dies. Jim: Well, that's weird. Usually the red shirt dies.

By SooperWalrus
 

Ok, we'll send down: Captain Spock, Captain Kirk, and Jim. Jim, you get to wear this nice red shirt!

By lucariojr
 

"I can't wait to bomb some klingons!"

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