By imadeu234
12/25/2009 - 05:13:18
Type: Creature
Rating: 1.67 (Not rated)
Tags: awesome, blood, cute, gifts, gore, happiness, imadeu234, left femur, love, memories
Description
Once upon a time, a young boy slept quietly in his bed! But then! He heard the sound of walking upon his roof. "Oh boy! It's Santa," the little boy said. He ran down to the christmas tree, and he saw a round figure. "Hello," the little boy said. and the figure turned around. "What the f*@#?! You aren't Santa." The boy said. The figure scowled at the sound of the young boy's swear. He removed a long, shiny meat thermometer and put it on the boy's head. "Mhm, mhm...yes, good temperature." The thing replied. Next he removed a meat tenderiser and bonked the kid's head with it. "yes, yes...very good texture." next the thing licked the kid's head. "hmmmm, good flavor...YOU'LL BE PERFECT FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!" The thing said. And that's the last we ever saw of that kid. THE END...and Merry Christmas.
1945DNA points
 |  |  |
| 39 Bones | 2 Feet | 2 Hands |
Diet: Carnivore
Health: +210 %
| Sociability 9 / 20 | Aggressiveness 4 / 20 | Abilities 0 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
 1 / 5 |  2 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 2 / 5 |  1 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  1 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 2 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
By CuteCritters13
this is pretty cool i like the teeth the nose not so much
By Loonquawl
That's cool (= R+
By Neverless
lol, this is terrifying and hilarious at the same time O_O. That takes talent :P also, happy new years :D
By Superbug716
Cool, I like the teeth.
By maestroo97
Thanks for the comments! But that Nymee: I didn't make it! I just won it! ^_^
By techtor
Lol! Great crature, imadeu!
By Dirtymeat
lol great story! Merry Christmas and happy feasting.
By Clixe
giant feet! This creature looks cool R+