Sporistics
Chuck Norris
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By CopperLou
12/18/2009 - 00:42:09
Type: Captain
Rating: 0.4 (Not rated)
Tags: chuck norris, copperlou, human
Description
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Details
802DNA points
Height
2.68
 |  |  |
| 68 Bones | 2 Feet | 2 Hands |
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +3Meanness
1 %
1 %
Cuteness
34.37 %
| Sociability 13 / 20 | Aggressiveness 3 / 20 | Abilities 4 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
 2 / 5 |  1 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  0 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
 4 / 5 |  2 / 5 |  4 / 5 |
 3 / 5 |  0 / 5 |
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By Danluke
Chuck norris threw a grenade, it killed 40 people, then the grenade blew up
By Danluke
I dare Chuck Norris to teleport behind me and smash my head into the key board adhjfkahdjghdfsjgghggfgggggghfj
By 02tango
When Chuck Norris is angry, the world explodes. The grox are afraid of Chuck Norris because he made them. Chuck norris can translate an alien's tongue.
By Louisn1
Logically, it would be impossible to create Chuck on Spore (since his muscular mass is bigger than his total mass). Ha ha, just kidding.
By randey123
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting that implys the possibility of failure he goes killing
By randey123
Chuck Norris doesn't Pray to God God prays to Chuck Norris.
By 02tango
Chuck Norris OWNED the Grox. Monsters stay home when its Chuck Norris's birthday.
By jackblazes
When Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, he set out to kill it
By joelwin
all the dinosaur's became extinct because of the chuck norisauris
By liketheman
In the Words of Julius Caesar, ?Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris?. Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
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