Sporistics
Scintillating Jeweled Crab
Not rated

By dananddna
11/29/2008 - 22:47:20
Type: Creature
Rating: 0.24 (Not rated)
Tags: adams, crab, crustacean, dananddna, douglas, douglas adams, fiction, galaxy, guide, h2g2, hitchhiker's, jeweled, vogon, vogosphere
Description
"Every year they [Vogons] import twenty-seven thousand scintillating jeweled scuttling crabs from their native planet and while away a happy drunken night smashing them to bits with iron mallets." - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Details

DNA points
Height
0.91
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50 Bones | 4 Feet | 2 Hands |


Meanness
6 %
6 %
Cuteness
60.89 %
Sociability 9 / 20 | Aggressiveness 2 / 20 | Abilities 5 / 15 |
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By Devon00789
I want to watch the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy now.
By IsakExplorer
Yeah! The Vogons rule! Wait I have a call.................. What! My planet is going to be destroyed for some intergalactic hyperspace way? Wait a second. * go and get a hyper laser gun* Bzz-zapp! Take That stuppid Vogons! Animal Crushers!
By Mataeron
I just read the first of the series! When I read about the Vogons, an image of these guys instantly popped into my head.
By JakeRulez14
Mallets?! Poor little guys.
By Fessuoy
ouch, wouldent that hurt being smashed with a metal mallet?!
By Onafets
Awesome crab creature!
By mike_jennie
i loved that movie it was awesome this creature looks like one.
By Wernardo
Amazing crab!!! ::)
By TynerMason
Cool!
By munsonman1
haha, nice. love hitchhiker's r+
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