Sporistics / Monday Morning P2 / Analysis

By Maggotsgar
03/24/2015 - 17:20:14

Type: Quest adventure
Rating: -1.25 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Our great hero finally steps outside it's house and decides to get onto doing it's chores.

Win message:
Good job, we are all very impressed on how you managed to blow your house up with a lawnmower. I do wonder what the insurance company will say?

Lose message:
Congrats. No really. How did you even manage?

ACT 1 : Start the lawnmower.
After your refreshing morning coffee, you decide to jump straight onto your tasks. Mowing the lawn.

ACT 2 : The basement.
Righto, the gas should be in my basement. All I have to do is get down there.

ACT 3 : Find the gas.
I should search around my basement for the gas, then fuel up the lawnmower.

ACT 4 : Mowing the grass.
Why is it not moving? Maybe it's just charging up or something?

ACT 5 : Oh no.
Wait what, what is happening!?

ACT 6 : You cannot do anything right.
You call yourself a captain, but you cannot even mow the grass. You are pathetic.

ACT 7 : Buying groceries
Whatever, you have no time for this, shopping needs to be done. Even tho you dont own a fridge anymore but you know.