Sporistics
Glad Eater / Analysis
By ericDartist
06/17/2013 - 20:35:18
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.07 (Not rated)
Basic info
Intro message:
Hope you have your bibs and napkins ready, this is going to be a messy BB... Q... uh, something doesn't seem right.
Hope you have your bibs and napkins ready, this is going to be a messy BB... Q... uh, something doesn't seem right.
Win message:
"'And there you have it, folks, that Captain is unstoppable! We will not be inviting him again anytime soon..."'
"'And there you have it, folks, that Captain is unstoppable! We will not be inviting him again anytime soon..."'
Lose message:
"'I don't care what planet you're from, that HAD to hurt!"'
"'I don't care what planet you're from, that HAD to hurt!"'
Acts
ACT 1 : Round 1
"'Beaming down straight from space, our new challenger the heroic galactic Captain! Will he survive the surprise brutal assault of 3 other captains?!"'
"'Beaming down straight from space, our new challenger the heroic galactic Captain! Will he survive the surprise brutal assault of 3 other captains?!"'
ACT 2 : Victory
"'Aaaaaand we have a victor! The newcomer!"'
"'Aaaaaand we have a victor! The newcomer!"'
ACT 3 : Round 2
"'Up next for the newcomer, the veteran Hero Zombie! This won't be easy, Hero Zombie stubbornly refuses to die until he gets those last few points!"'
"'Up next for the newcomer, the veteran Hero Zombie! This won't be easy, Hero Zombie stubbornly refuses to die until he gets those last few points!"'
ACT 4 : Victory, again
"'Aaaand Hero Zombie goes down! For now at least. Another spectacular victory for the challenger, but how many more rounds until he dies? Place your bets now!"'
"'Aaaand Hero Zombie goes down! For now at least. Another spectacular victory for the challenger, but how many more rounds until he dies? Place your bets now!"'
ACT 5 : Round 3
"'For his third match, the Captain will have to fend off an entire pack of feral Goravange, brought to you by Farmer Mips! If you would like to adopt a Goravange yourself, just ask Mips!"'
"'For his third match, the Captain will have to fend off an entire pack of feral Goravange, brought to you by Farmer Mips! If you would like to adopt a Goravange yourself, just ask Mips!"'
ACT 6 : Yet another Victory
"'Wow, the WHOLE pack has been taken down! There's no stopping this guy, is there? Just one round left to go!"'
"'Wow, the WHOLE pack has been taken down! There's no stopping this guy, is there? Just one round left to go!"'
ACT 7 : Round 4
"'And what better way to wrap up a winning streak than to face off against our lord Mendulatron himself?!"'
"'And what better way to wrap up a winning streak than to face off against our lord Mendulatron himself?!"'
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