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Intro message:
GAH! THAT ISN'T A SMALL EYE MONSTER!
GAH! THAT ISN'T A SMALL EYE MONSTER!
Win message:
You have, not really "'Won"' more like "'defeat a huge freaking ugly eye monster by sacreficing it's young into deadly laser beams to kill the adult with the assistance of a fish."'
You have, not really "'Won"' more like "'defeat a huge freaking ugly eye monster by sacreficing it's young into deadly laser beams to kill the adult with the assistance of a fish."'
Lose message:
You either:A)Failed the Fishes riddle;B)Didn't get the vacuum there in time;C)Died; or D)Quit the mission
You either:A)Failed the Fishes riddle;B)Didn't get the vacuum there in time;C)Died; or D)Quit the mission
Acts
ACT 1 : WHAT THA?!
Well, this was to your suprise. Go talk to a fish in the ocean. Why? BECUASE ONLY FISH KNOW THE WAY TO KILL THIS BEAST!
Well, this was to your suprise. Go talk to a fish in the ocean. Why? BECUASE ONLY FISH KNOW THE WAY TO KILL THIS BEAST!
ACT 2 : Meat
I hope you remembered what you are supposed to kill....
I hope you remembered what you are supposed to kill....
ACT 3 : Yum
Return to the fish. You helped yourself to some meat from the Pot animal, even though they all look like Moozillas.
Return to the fish. You helped yourself to some meat from the Pot animal, even though they all look like Moozillas.
ACT 4 : Follow him to the Ancient Crypt
Not really a crypt, more like a very old cave in which people were burried. And by old, I mean so old that it has 2 exits for the one you are coming in is set to cave in!
Not really a crypt, more like a very old cave in which people were burried. And by old, I mean so old that it has 2 exits for the one you are coming in is set to cave in!
ACT 5 : Go to a Younger Eye Monster
Get the Universal Vacuum to suck up the baby.
Get the Universal Vacuum to suck up the baby.
ACT 6 : Get Out of the Cave
Hurry up! The village is already leveled! Hurry before the Eye Monster builds a nest!
Hurry up! The village is already leveled! Hurry before the Eye Monster builds a nest!
ACT 7 : Present the Vacuum to the Altar
HURRY UP! 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE EYE BREAKS OUT AND EATS YOUR FACE OFF!
HURRY UP! 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE EYE BREAKS OUT AND EATS YOUR FACE OFF!
ACT 8 : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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