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You've arrived in the Lard Bard Capitol, go talk to the Coach. He'll teach you how to dance. Eventually, you'll compete in the Dance-Off against other Lard Bards!
You've arrived in the Lard Bard Capitol, go talk to the Coach. He'll teach you how to dance. Eventually, you'll compete in the Dance-Off against other Lard Bards!
Win message:
Congratulations! You've become the newest Dance Champion! Happy much?
Congratulations! You've become the newest Dance Champion! Happy much?
Lose message:
I didn't think you could lose...
I didn't think you could lose...
Acts
ACT 1 : In The Beginning...
I guess this is the fashion in the Lard Bard Capitol. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.You should go talk to your Dance Coach.
I guess this is the fashion in the Lard Bard Capitol. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.You should go talk to your Dance Coach.
ACT 2 : Showdown
Show those trainees what you've got!
Show those trainees what you've got!
ACT 3 : Progress Report
Talk to the Coach, he knows what to do next!
Talk to the Coach, he knows what to do next!
ACT 4 : Interview
Go talk to the renowned Talk-Show host: Tiberius McGreg... what a name!
Go talk to the renowned Talk-Show host: Tiberius McGreg... what a name!
ACT 5 : End of the Beginning
Get up on stage and beat those punks!
Get up on stage and beat those punks!
ACT 6 : The Final Countdown
Wreck those n00bs! You know you can do it!
Wreck those n00bs! You know you can do it!
ACT 7 : Success!
Wrap things up by talking to the Announcer!
Wrap things up by talking to the Announcer!
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