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Intro message:
Knowledge is Power. Go renew your LIBRARY CARD with the Librarian. Maybe he's a guy...you sexist gamer.
Knowledge is Power. Go renew your LIBRARY CARD with the Librarian. Maybe he's a guy...you sexist gamer.
Win message:
YOU DID IT! I'm proud of you...yep...just proud that you accomplished what you set out to do...that's all...okay, let's not get crazy, I mean it's not like you cured poverty...
YOU DID IT! I'm proud of you...yep...just proud that you accomplished what you set out to do...that's all...okay, let's not get crazy, I mean it's not like you cured poverty...
Lose message:
You've failed. I'm really very disappointed in you...maybe everyone WAS right about you. Now I feel like a fool. Hope you're happy...loser.
You've failed. I'm really very disappointed in you...maybe everyone WAS right about you. Now I feel like a fool. Hope you're happy...loser.
Acts
ACT 1 : Renewed and Improved
Go and talk to the head Librarian, Mr. Bookman. Yes, librarians can be men...ya sexist. Now go find him and get your mind outta the '50s. Live in the now!
Go and talk to the head Librarian, Mr. Bookman. Yes, librarians can be men...ya sexist. Now go find him and get your mind outta the '50s. Live in the now!
ACT 2 : Bookworm
Bookworm has an itch that only you can scratch...NO SICKO, NOT THAT!! Just look for a big freakin' worm that's reading...geez.
Bookworm has an itch that only you can scratch...NO SICKO, NOT THAT!! Just look for a big freakin' worm that's reading...geez.
ACT 3 : Applepalooza
Knock, knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? JUST BRING THE DARN APPLE BACK TO BOOKWORM!!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? JUST BRING THE DARN APPLE BACK TO BOOKWORM!!
ACT 4 : Lionopolis
Go chat with that messy maned Lion but be careful...he's a lion...they kill people like, all the time.
Go chat with that messy maned Lion but be careful...he's a lion...they kill people like, all the time.
ACT 5 : Brush Yo Shoulders Off
Brush + Lion's messy hair, you do the math.
Brush + Lion's messy hair, you do the math.
ACT 6 : How to Succeed Without Lion
The lion bursts out of the statue with nice perfectly combed hair, and is happy.
The lion bursts out of the statue with nice perfectly combed hair, and is happy.
ACT 7 : The Die-Brarian
The librarian killed the lion! Find what she needs.
The librarian killed the lion! Find what she needs.
ACT 8 : The Card
All that the Librarian needed was some love. Julio love. You can now get your library card from Mr. Bookman
All that the Librarian needed was some love. Julio love. You can now get your library card from Mr. Bookman
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