Sporistics
Old and Busted / Analysis
By svLardy
07/01/2009 - 00:43:10
Type: Quest adventure
Rating: 0.16 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
You've followed a distress signal to this planet; hopefully it's a hot chick!
You've followed a distress signal to this planet; hopefully it's a hot chick!
Win message:
Thank Spode thats over with! Hopefully Angus drives that thing off a cliff.
Thank Spode thats over with! Hopefully Angus drives that thing off a cliff.
Lose message:
Ahhh, you know what? Who cares?!
Ahhh, you know what? Who cares?!
Acts
ACT 1 :
So much for the distress signal being a hot chick; quite the opposite actually. A dopey looking alien with a broken down truck. Ah well.
So much for the distress signal being a hot chick; quite the opposite actually. A dopey looking alien with a broken down truck. Ah well.
ACT 2 :
Time to find that "'Wumple Hose"'; what the heck is a "'Wumple Hose"' anyway? You'd better think twice before answering those distress signals. What a mess.
Time to find that "'Wumple Hose"'; what the heck is a "'Wumple Hose"' anyway? You'd better think twice before answering those distress signals. What a mess.
ACT 3 :
Foreman Sven decided to pass the buck over to a fellow named Big Frank. Why the heck would a foreman not have keys?
Foreman Sven decided to pass the buck over to a fellow named Big Frank. Why the heck would a foreman not have keys?
ACT 4 :
After a talk with Big Frank you were able to get a set of keys to get one of the trucks rolling. You're not really sure how its driving by itself, but figure its not worth questioning.
After a talk with Big Frank you were able to get a set of keys to get one of the trucks rolling. You're not really sure how its driving by itself, but figure its not worth questioning.
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