Sporistics
Castle Quest 2 / Analysis
By Catsimboy
06/29/2009 - 02:34:00
Type: Quest adventure
Rating: 0.08 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
This happy little kingdom ain't so happy anymore. Public burnings, horrible mutant heckbeasts, evil fog up the yin-yang, just another day on this backwater planet.
This happy little kingdom ain't so happy anymore. Public burnings, horrible mutant heckbeasts, evil fog up the yin-yang, just another day on this backwater planet.
Win message:
There's only so much a Captain can take. Luckily that warp spot put you in that convient drop ship, the UES (United Empire Ship) Deus Ex Machina.
There's only so much a Captain can take. Luckily that warp spot put you in that convient drop ship, the UES (United Empire Ship) Deus Ex Machina.
Lose message:
The monsters are gnawing on your toes. Try to be a little more fleet of foot or you'll never get anywhere in this universe.
The monsters are gnawing on your toes. Try to be a little more fleet of foot or you'll never get anywhere in this universe.
Acts
ACT 1 : Find out what's going on
Ok I'm back to normal size but something is amiss. The sky is blood red (or pink whatever) for one thing, and my wallet is feeling lighter than normal. Did I leave the stove on too?
Ok I'm back to normal size but something is amiss. The sky is blood red (or pink whatever) for one thing, and my wallet is feeling lighter than normal. Did I leave the stove on too?
ACT 2 : Speak to the Volcano God
Oh great another quest, pro bono of course, like these freakazoids would have anything of value to pay me with anyways.
Oh great another quest, pro bono of course, like these freakazoids would have anything of value to pay me with anyways.
ACT 3 : Don't mess your pants
Oh jeez, the guy who put this together must be really screwy in the head. Well I better get those stupid whatevers that bozo wanted.
Oh jeez, the guy who put this together must be really screwy in the head. Well I better get those stupid whatevers that bozo wanted.
ACT 4 : Bam! Kick it up a notch
No pressure, just a bunch of horrifying monsters to chase me while I get the last five fruits.
No pressure, just a bunch of horrifying monsters to chase me while I get the last five fruits.
ACT 5 : Running running running!
I swear if I get through this I'm going to find the Empire who sent me on this mission and destroy their colonies one by one.
I swear if I get through this I'm going to find the Empire who sent me on this mission and destroy their colonies one by one.
ACT 6 : Rage Quit
Oh forget this I'm just going to find a nice spot to watch this place get blown to heck.
Oh forget this I'm just going to find a nice spot to watch this place get blown to heck.
ACT 7 : Enjoy the show
Turns out I DO want to set the world on fire. Spore, Spore never changes.
Turns out I DO want to set the world on fire. Spore, Spore never changes.
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