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Por CaptianYoung
17/03/2013 - 21:45:24

Tipo: Vehículo espacial
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Tags: great stickfigure empire, gsf, super weapon

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The HVCG, previously known as Project [REDACTED], was originally an experimental GSF super weapon that was designed to accurately detroy enemy installations from behind friendly lines. However, the project was shut down during its early stages due to diplomatic reasons. A few years passed and the hypervelocity gun was still sitting around gathering dust, someone in high command finally decided to sanction off the project to a humanitarian company. After a few slight modifications, the gun was made to fire special projectiles designed to send relief supplies to far off colonies. The special projectiles were composed of a durable outer shell that would deploy a hollowed out watermelon that contained a single roast chicken inside of it. The well-founded idea was that the deployed chicken-melon would fall down to its target, the inhabitants of the target would then cook the watermelon with the ckicken still inside, thus, resulting in the creation of a perfectly edible chicken-melon. All of the project's preliminary testing went perfectly and the first test firing was scheduled without incident. The HVCG's target would have been a nearby colony on Sigmaris-5; however, due to a rather unfortunate spelling error, the HVCG ended up shooting down the orbital shipyard of Signaris-5. Shortly afterward, the project in its entirety, HVCG a all, were promptly anihilated by some rather displeased Signarian battleships. The director of diplomatic affairs commented on this event with the statement: "Whatever idiots came up with this one should have their skulls bashed in a recycled!" [FILE CLOSED]