Sporistics
Rusty Spoon Golem
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By MinaMongoose
12/19/2012 - 01:29:16
Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 1.88 (Not rated)
Tags: golem, made by minamongoose, minamongoose, rusty, rusty spoon, spoon
Description
A golem created for the sole purpose of destroying its victims by sticking its large rusty spoon up its victim's rear end on command.
This golem's main manner of attacking has given birth to the expression "F*** you with a rusty spoon."
Details
937DNA points
Height
2.79
 |  |  |
| 54 Bones | 2 Feet | 0 Hands |
Diet: Carnivore
Health: +3Meanness
9 %
9 %
Cuteness
44.96 %
| Sociability 3 / 20 | Aggressiveness 5 / 20 | Abilities 0 / 15 |
|---|---|---|
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By Duhplantman
Mah spoon is too BIG!
By siebe1
nice!
By huntmbROCKS
salad fingers version of heaven a moving rusty spoon