Sporistics / Boot Camp / Analysis

By Firelok
10/25/2009 - 12:56:10

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Welcome to the Galactic Alliance Training Camp. Here they train those disposable Heroes in the Red Shirts. Every Captain needs some other poor Spug to be eaten by Bug-Eyed Monsters after all.

Win message:
Are you ready for the Bug-Eyed Monsters? Look out for further installments of the Red Shirt Saga.

Lose message:
Boot Camp gave you a kicking? Nevermind, try again it's good training for the Bug-Eyed Monsters.

ACT 1 : Arrival
Who knows what awaits inside the Training Camp...

ACT 2 : Combat Training 101...
How to fight Bug-Eyed Monsters hand to hand.

ACT 3 : Combat Hazards
Combat Hazards include Mines,Lasers and Superior Officers.

ACT 4 : Grenading Bunnies
Fragging Pink Bunnies 90% of recruits said this was why they signed up.

ACT 5 : Run to the Hills
Slog across the frozen tundra in pointless morale sapping exercise, didn't someone invent Jeeps for this?

ACT 6 : Back to Basics
I can see the pub from here..Sub Orbital Drop Training. Try not to Splat!

ACT 7 : Log-istics
Latrine duty the heart and soul of the Corp...

ACT 8 : Graduation
Now you are officially trained and ready to be eaten by Bug-Eyed Monsters.